Dear AOL

Oops. Somebody exploited a security hole at AOL and downloaded the search logs for a bunch of users. What does this mean to you? Hilarity! You can use this tool to search the logs, and you'll be surprised how many times you see gems like this:

15232356 1188995 fetish women getting flattened into a pancake like in the cartoons
15232364 1188995 flatphiles 2006-03-14 01:04:25
15232365 1188995 pics of girls getting steamrolled squished and pushed through paper makers.
15232416 1188995 anything flattened 2006-03-16 03:18:35
15232417 1188995 anything flattened erotic

Or:

135364 329019 i am determined to see jesus 2006-05-26 22:45:08
135365 329019 biblical women determined to see jesus 2006-05-26 22:46:36
135373 329019 sinners determined to see jesus 2006-05-27 19:55:12
135374 329019 harlot determined to see jesus 2006-05-27 19:57:35
135376 329019 determined to see jesus 2006-05-27 19:58:41
135377 329019 determined to seek jesus 2006-05-27 19:59:54
135379 329019 mapquest 2006-05-27 20:23:41

Or:

129732 317966 my mother inlaw rubbed her tits on me 2006-03-01 10:04:13
129734 317966 my son inlaw stares at my tits 2006-03-02 09:53:18
129737 317966 my son inlaw makes me horny 2006-03-02 09:55:10
129738 317966 i love my son inlaws male member 2006-03-03 07:39:38
129739 317966 my mother inlaw touched my male member 2006-03-03 07:41:45
129740 317966 my mother inlaw bathed me
129784 317966 my mother wants my husbands cock 2006-03-15 09:03:52
129785 317966 i saw my mother inlaw blowing my father inlaw 2006-03-16 08:03:13
129786 317966 i caught my mother inlaw giving my father inlaw a blowjob 2006-03-16 08:09:44
129787 317966 i caught my mom sucking my husbands cock

Good times. If you had any shred of respect or hope for humanity, prepare to have it blown away.

Someone has started collecting the good ones here (make sure select "See everything" at the top!), but its just the tip of the iceberg.